Monday, May 1, 2017

Review - Sunset Grill Chicken Tenders

I had the privilege of trying these out on Friday. On the downside, they are quite expensive - $10.75. On the upside, everything else. There is definitely a sophisticated feel to these with a delicious blend of spices and very juicy chicken. If you have a few bucks to spare, I would recommend them.

Monday, April 24, 2017

Lab-grown Chicken Tenders?

https://www.usatoday.com/story/money/nation-now/2017/03/16/lab-grown-chicken-strips-made-animal-cells-debuted-startup/99259988/

In five years, we could have chicken tenders that are completely grown in a lab - no actual chickens needed! It is still being researched and is too expensive to be viable, and the texture is reportedly "spongy", but science marches on. What an exciting time to be alive!

Monday, April 17, 2017

Review - Sarpino's Chicken Tenders

Sarpino's chicken tenders managed to perfectly capture the taste and feel of microwaved frozen chicken strips. The coating has a small degree of flavor, but the actual chicken somehow manages to make no impression - forgotten as soon as it is swallowed. They breading is also exceptionally dry and the tenders don't provide enough moisture to make up for it. My mouth is a desert -  a desert where chickens have gone to die. I need another Mountain Dew.

Thursday, April 13, 2017

McDonalds bringing back true Chicken Tenders

http://www.delish.com/food-news/a51913/mcdonalds-is-bringing-back-chicken-strips/

This could be big.

Popeye's Chicken

I ate at Popeye's today. They were the spicy ones and I had Cajun fries. They were very good. They were also spicy.

Thursday, March 30, 2017

One (Chicken Tender)

Chicken
Imprisoning me
All that I see
Absolute Flavor
I don't want dips
I don't want sauce
I don't want sides
This chicken is tasty as hell.